#HELL YEAH BABYYYYYYY

[jacktheeldergod]

I GOT MUSKRAT

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[nasa-parker]

“can i roll for like a nat 20 and then be alive?”

[wayfayrr]

✦ 400 Follower Raffle ✦

I'm shocked to have another event up so quickly!!! I can't thank you all enough for getting me to the point where I can post something like this, even though I say that most times it's always more shocking than the last to be able to say it again <333

Going back to a raffle this time so let's lay down the rules!

✦ The grand prize is a fic of 2k+ words ✦ Second place is a fic of approximately 1.5k words ✦ Five runners-up will get a set of headcanons each

Now onto the rules for entering!

✦ You've got to be following to enter ✦ Like, comment on or reblog this post (one entry for either with a max of five entries per person, although only one entry will be counted if you win) ✦ I'll be choosing the winners at 12pm GMT 20/04/24 and contacting them for the details of their prize

again thank you all for the chance to do this, and good luck to everyone<3

[rose-above-dark]

I KNEW IT I KNEW IT I KNEW IT

I’ve been seeing a lot of people joke / say that V1 canonically has a uterus and while I think that is objectively funny / interesting. Are we sure this isn’t blood from the metaphorical womb of Hell?

The text reads: “#INCLUDE ( blood, formal_blood ) FROM "d29tYg==“

Include blood *from* womb. Meaning that you’re gaining blood from the womb, periods are usually a flushing out of blood / reproductive stuff not gaining. I think it would be more interesting / make more sense if they gained blood from the womb of hell.

We also know that hell is alive (see: the canonical reason why doors open/close depending on enemy spawns, the “Forces from far beyond” from guttermans terminal entry, & hell��s eye everytime V1 dies).

Along with this: the symbolism of a womb is also used in the 7-2 poem, describing the guttermen feeling remorse for its source of blood: the person inside them. We know in hell that this still rings true, and the symbolism can be applied to hell in that hell is where the machines get their blood by killing demons made of hell, birthed form hell if you will. Therefore, gaining blood from the womb of hell as you are INSIDE hell.

This would also add to ultrakill’s themes of cannibalism and cycles, see: the 7-4 eulogy and general need to consume blood. You’re eating each other, your fellow machines, what remains of your creators. And depending on how canon you think the cybergrind is / each P rank attempt is (ESPECIALLY since we see hell’s eye flash for a moment before you die) then endlessly retrying until you get it right. The fire is gone, you’re chasing phantoms, you’re chasing your own tail, eating yourself until even the sparks burn away.

And yeah, I know that in the death screen, V1’s systems refer to itself in fleshy terms like organs and limbic systems

Which is why I’m not ruling out this could be V1’s uterus entirely since we do see its systems in that fleshy context, but still I think it would make more sense for the uterus to be METAPHORICALLY hell itself

[truthundressing]

adapting to my familys lifestyle in italy while im on holiday there is soooo crazy like wdym i gotta get all dressed up every night just in case we run into someone we know during our evening passeggiata😐

[beautysnake]

HELL YEAH THIS IS GONNA BE MY YEAR

YEAR OF THE SNAKE BABYYYYYYY

[tommies-stinky-paws]

CHAT

wings shirt wings shirt wings shirt wings shirt

guess which puppy just blindly diyed a newly thrifted shirt!! THIS IS WHAT I GET FOR DELUSIONAL CONFIDENCE BABYYYYYYY HELL YEAH >:DDD

[murcielagatito]

do you have any fashion/clothes advice for fat & big titted mascs? I have so much trouble finding more masculine clothes that fit & that I feel like I look good in :(

BABYYYYYYY I GOTCHUUUU wanna look cool like me? follow these three simple steps and youll be looking flyer than a bee in no time

step one *body by megan thee stallion starts playing* love it or hate it your body is yours and its the only one ya got. so you have to understand it. study it. figure out what body type you have {link} {link} {link} and yeah while you might not want to; remember, to find comfort you must first be uncomfortable. now you might be thinking to yourself, king! what the hell does this have to do with dressing more masc? no te preocupes onto……..

step two proportionssss with clothes you can literally change the proportions of your body. do you want to have a longer or shorter torso? are you trying to make your chest look smaller or does that not really matter to you? personally, i bind. while not everyone has a binder, workout and compression tops are pretty easily accessible and comfortable too. now this is advice for us big breasted bitches so bitty titty commitee dont chime in with the sports bra IT DOESNT WORK. we got BIG TITS the extra fabric that tops provide is literally so niceand makes it feel like nothing is gonna spill out. oop got sidetracked a little bit pero back to proportions

tops if the desired look is a more boxy and less curvy look, dont automatically go for the baggiest shirt in your closet. or do! it all depends on step one. but also dont be afraid of pulling out that crop top that you keep saying youll maybe wear one day and then never do. length is very important for the type of silhouette youre trying to achieve. if you want to minimize your hips, wear a shirt that sits above them not past. if that doesnt really matter, pues lo q sea. some plus sized clothing is naturally designed to minimize hips with a U shaped hem. the problem comes from literally nobody ever thinking about the fact that not every big is big n tall. now u might like that look and i know i certainly do ¡asi q si te gusta sigue!

bottoms tighter is NOT better. skinny jeans accentuates the curvature of your hips. for a more masculine fit go with a straight leg or even just a baggy pant. dont like the looseness at your ankles? try a baggy jogger. if you want to draw less attention to your hips and have a lil fun with your silhouette grab some fucking flared pants or bell bottoms theyre so much fun. grab some shorts. your legs are muscly as fuck from carrying the weight of being a baddie so show those calf muscles off! wearing loose skater shorts with a baggy tee gives the effect of a boxier look

step three putting it all together mix n match that shit! try on one pair of pants and rotate through the tops to see which combinations you like best and then do it in reverse. yeah its a lot of work but do u think i look this good from just tossing shit together? NO i tried every combo i possibly could and figured it out from there and there are still combos that i havent even tried yet. try some layers. go for the classic open button down with a tee. play with the length of the layers. instead of splitting up your silhouette into two try three. get really fun with it and throw yourself a lil fashion show! i love doing a catwalk down my hallway and posing at my mirror in the living room it makes the tediousness of trying on a bunch of different clothes more fun. oh and dont look at the outfit AS youre making it wait to see the results at the end. trust the process

now for the real real advice play with the masculine and the feminine together! youll be surprised at how well the two compliment eachother. go thrifting! youll never find cool shit in retail stores. those mfs think fat people only deserve frumpy shit and never actually carry anything cool in our sizes so dont waste your time and happiness browsing the racks only to find something you wished came three sizes bigger. MODIFY YOUR CLOTHES. you got shit you hate in your closet right? so start there. its not like youre wearing it anyways so change it into something you hate a little less. who knows? you might end up loving it. and once you become more confident with modifying things and finding out what truly works for you you can move on to pieces you like and turn them into pieces you love. OH AND DONT FORGET SHOES AND ACCESSORIESSSS a platform goes a long way to make your legs look longer and again change those proportions. and who doesnt love accessories? get some chunky rings and a chunky necklace or two in your jewelry box. bigger is better 🫶🏽

okay now that everyone is gone

BE NICE TO ME PLS ANT TY ILUUUUUUUU 🫶🏽 I HOPE THIS HELPED

[meowdei]

HELL YEAH BABYYYYYYY

[sage-lights]

WE GOT AMANGELA! WE GOT AMANGELAAAAA!

HELL YEAH! WE’RE BACK, BABYYYYYYY! AMANGELA IN TNTL AKA THEIR NATURAL ELEMENT! 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️ (me when i’m at work and can’t watch the video right now)

[olithegeek]

INK5OUL IS BACK BABYYYYYYY LETS FUCKIN GO WHAT ARE THEY DOING I HAVE NO CLUE BUT HELL YEAH I NEED TO KNOW MORE ABOUT THEM

[fawnsflowerbed]

Hello! Long time no see! Hope you're doing okay😊❤

I had a question, so I'm someone who struggles with writing smut which is a shame cause I have all these fantastic ideas but when I start writing down smut, I don't think I write it well? Like I just don't like what I wrote and constantly feel like I could explain it better or maybe not prolong the scene too much or maybe it's going a bit ooc😭😭

So it's a constant battle🥲. If you have any tips on how to write smut properly, I would love them.

Sending lots of love❤🥰

HIHIHIII BELLAAAA!!!! Lovely hearing from you as always my darling 🥰

Uhmmmmm shock and awe for all of you but I am a hardcore virgin. Like, I haven't even had my first kiss. Haven't romantically slept in the same bed as anyone. Hell I haven't been on a proper date. Yeah. But I grew up on wattpad stories and then ao3 so I got a whole lotta exposure so i got you babyyyyyyy

Hmmm there are a few things I can think of, first being read other works for inspiration on language! I loved Lights Out by Navessa Allen and all of her sex scenes are beautifully written but also humorous enough and real enough to feel natural and romantic. Reading other work can really help you figure out what words, dialogue and movements you'd like to add to your smut scenes.

Second is defo EXPERIMENTTTT!!! The best way to feel better at your writing is to do just that, KEEP WRITING!!! I look back at my old smut scenes compared to my new ones and you can SEE how I've improved solely from still writing over the years.

When it comes to explaining the actual like act of sex I always follow three big rules: How the reader feels physically and emotionally, how the character feels physically and emotionally, and how their partnering is affecting the environment. If their breaths are filling the dead air, if they're making the bed creak, if one person can feel the other's heart pounding or see their eyes dilating. Whether it's an intimate encounter or a quickie, sex is between two people (or more, in some cases hehe) so it's important to write for them both. It's not a single person tango!

Play around with scene length! I get feeling like it's too long, I've gone overboard on SO many comms it's nuts lmao. But if you need to get the words out, get them out. It's a first draft. You can always proofread it later and chop out the bits that feel too bulky.

If you're worried about writing them ooc, my favourite thing to do is consume media including that character more often as I'm working. While writing for Sylus for example I go back and play through some of his story scenes or 5 star memories to pick up on body language, speech patterns and overall vibes. It can help you translate that into your work.

That's all I can really think of!! Most of all don't be too hard on yourself! Everyone writes differently, and everyone writes sex scenes differently, and it's a skill like any other. Get out there and write about them there penises, soldier!!!!!

[demvalhaken]

I want coffee. (Art for you :D

*Insert funny thing here to keep your attention and hypnotise you into ignoring the anatomy*

THE COLOUR PALETTE ATE AND LEFT NO CRUMBS!!!

Okay everything past this point is literally just me talking about this shit

Greed demons originally had green eyes and not yellow ones. Idk but the yellow colour slays girl! It left no crumbs and cleaned the entire table! Butttttt…. There’s a sub-ring (Ring inside a ring) in the Greed Ring… LET ME COOK FOR A SECOND.

The Sub-Ring is basically just the Land of Gold as seen in Dante’s Inferno (Which inspires some rings). It’s a giant lake in the ring that has its own kind of ecosystem and society and stuff… So what if I just keep the green eyes and say “FUCK IT SHES PART GOLD THING!” Actually I think I’ll do that-

Let me just say, all marking on Greed demons are just poker symbols and stuff like that. Their tail tips will probably stay consistently either diamonds or hearts. Do you wanna know why Ace is named Ace? ACE OF SPADES BABYYYYYYY!!! Her lore is basically, you get born with luck curse, use it to win hundreds of casino winnings, get rich, get banned, get sad, be overprotective with sister. It’s been like that since 2023, don’t judge.

The rings of Hell aren’t really fully developed yet, they’re pretty underdeveloped like Limbo… I ignore that poor ring so much because I honestly don’t care about it. Plus I need to figure out sinners, AND I NEED A PROPER DESIGN FOR LUCIFER, SATAN, BEELZEBUB, MAMMON, ASMODEUS, LEVIATHAN, AND BELPHEGOR!!! AGHHHHHH!!! I’m literally just gonna make Satan fatherly goat man because that’s how he seems tbh

I HAVE SO MUCH TO DEVELOP AND ITS LITERALLY BEEN A YEAR OR TWO SINCE THIS STARTED!!! Also I literally don’t know which sin to draw first

Me talking for two paragraphs because I’m deranged :D

Is it just me or am I kinda dreading school, how am I gonna post frequently?! At least everyone sees me as a chill background character, so I probably won’t be bullied. Maybe I might be bullied for my outrageous body hair as a woman, idk I’ve never shaved except once like two years ago and I absolutely fucking hated it.

Completely unrelated rambles: you could probably tell but I am an avid fan of Vivzie’s works. Verosika deserved better tbh, she’s like my favourite character, go girl!!! I might sound crazy, but she’s not really a villain for me. Also people are getting mad at Vivzie’s tribute in the new Weird Al vid? I mean, I understand the hate… but I FIND IT FUCKING HILARIOUS THAT IT’S LITERALLY THE ALASTOR BASE MEME. I sound delusional, that’s fine I guess.

Oh yeah, here’s Ace’s original atrocious design. She ain’t got no lips and she got a receding hairline! Devious ahh smile 😭

Edit: WEVE OFFICIALLY REACHED 80 POSTS, LETS GO. I guess?

Edit 2: Dem fell off… fell off a cliff!!! Please don’t bully Dem

[callmearcturus]

Hell yeah dutch babyyyyyyy

[spitdrunken]

NEVER LOVE ANYTHING 💔🐍🎩

anon: NEVERMIND WE’RE SO FUCKING BACK BABYYYYYYY ❤️🐍🪽

WE ARE SO FUCKING BACK ANON!!!!!! I WILL ADMIT THAT I DIDN'T GET THE CONTEXT OF UR FIRST ASK IMMEDIATELY (HADNT WATCHED THE EP YET) BUT NOW I DO!!! HELL YEAH

[tiredfoxtf]

IT'S THUNDERING HELL YEAH BABYYYYYYY.